Funny day!

1. Just yesterday i had another encounter with the traffic police again. Was making a U-turn under a LDP fly over. I don't know what's wrong with me, but i still don't take that little effort to just pull that belt especially on a short journey drive.

As i made the turn, i saw 2 policemen in white giving another car a ticket. I quickly slowed my car down and scrambled for my seat-belt. Some of you may know, i have a very "wonderfully-Malaysian-made" seat-belt that does not cooperate sometimes. Gentle or hard, when it's stubborn it just won't listen. And true enough, it was stubbron this time. So there was i, holding my seat-belt "Ok lah, die die lah" vrooooooom... I just drove pass them as if i was invisible to them. WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH Should have seen how i scrambled for my seat-belt, even i was laughing at myself.

2. And just today, i had business enterprise class. My schedule was just to go to college for 1 and a half hour time of class. Was really obliged on going, but something interesting happened that just made my day.

Class was quiet until the girl sitting in front of me let off a rather disturbing sound. "Plet plet... Plet Plett Plet" Could it.. Could it just be... a FART?! AHAHA She is fortunate i got no friends to laugh with only, so can only smile to myself. She thought no one heard her, haha but no no no girl, you got it all wrong. Benjamin Tay is too attentive and has a very sensitive nose.

She was probably wearing jeans that's why she could not "silence" her fart.


3 easy steps to a successful fart
1. Lift right butt cheek.
2. Release.
3. Act like nothing happen.

Success!