Something i'm not very proud of... lah
No i did not cheat on my girlfriend, nor did i rob a bank.
It was like any other ordinary, taking the road exiting into the LDP to fetch Wernzzz. hehe. When i just turned out, ten ten ten... 4 policemen were there again. 1 doing the spying, and the other 3 working their butts off (I. One of them pointed to the side signaling me to pull over.
"WHAT I DO WRONG THIS TIME AGAIN LAH? WASN'T TALKING ON THE PHONE!? SEATBELT WAS FASTENED?! DEFINITELY WASN'T DRINKING AND DRIVING?! Ok lah, maybe people too sexy to be on the road.
Ok, fine. I stop.
Anyway,
Police : Selamat Pagi Bang! (smiles cheekishly =D)
Me : Selamat Pagi... (Wow call me Bang wei, maybe he let me off this time hee hee)
Me : Bang, apa masalah?
Police : You tadi buat turning tu bahaya tau. Tak boleh masuk lane cam tu! You tau kalau compound, RM 150!
Me : Oh... (What the ... But my mom always turn like that)
Police : Kalau macam itu, You nak bayar sini kah di balai?
Me : Err... (No wonder call me Bang lah!)
Police : Berapa you boleh bayar?
Me : Tak apa lah... Saya bayar di balai... (reluctantly)
Police : Ah... (looking rather annoyed and dissapointed) Ok lah bagi lesen
Passes him license
Police : Oh... Lesen P kah? You tau tolak markah demerit boleh gantung lesen 1 tahun tau?! Saya tengok Lesen P saya bagi peluang kamu.
Just then, my whole future without driving a car for one whole year just flashed before my eyes... Some of you may know that i already minus a few points before, and i just got another parking ticket the other day.
Me : AHh... Ok lah Saya hanya ada RM20
Police : Ok lah. Boleh
Sigh... I thought i was prepared for this day. But, why do they need to stoop so low. If they did not ask for it, i would not have offered.
My first and hopefully my last bribing experience. Something i'm not proud of lah
My butt...
It was like any other ordinary, taking the road exiting into the LDP to fetch Wernzzz. hehe. When i just turned out, ten ten ten... 4 policemen were there again. 1 doing the spying, and the other 3 working their butts off (I. One of them pointed to the side signaling me to pull over.
"WHAT I DO WRONG THIS TIME AGAIN LAH? WASN'T TALKING ON THE PHONE!? SEATBELT WAS FASTENED?! DEFINITELY WASN'T DRINKING AND DRIVING?! Ok lah, maybe people too sexy to be on the road.
Ok, fine. I stop.
Anyway,
Police : Selamat Pagi Bang! (smiles cheekishly =D)
Me : Selamat Pagi... (Wow call me Bang wei, maybe he let me off this time hee hee)
Me : Bang, apa masalah?
Police : You tadi buat turning tu bahaya tau. Tak boleh masuk lane cam tu! You tau kalau compound, RM 150!
Me : Oh... (What the ... But my mom always turn like that)
Police : Kalau macam itu, You nak bayar sini kah di balai?
Me : Err... (No wonder call me Bang lah!)
Police : Berapa you boleh bayar?
Me : Tak apa lah... Saya bayar di balai... (reluctantly)
Police : Ah... (looking rather annoyed and dissapointed) Ok lah bagi lesen
Passes him license
Police : Oh... Lesen P kah? You tau tolak markah demerit boleh gantung lesen 1 tahun tau?! Saya tengok Lesen P saya bagi peluang kamu.
Just then, my whole future without driving a car for one whole year just flashed before my eyes... Some of you may know that i already minus a few points before, and i just got another parking ticket the other day.
Me : AHh... Ok lah Saya hanya ada RM20
Police : Ok lah. Boleh
Sigh... I thought i was prepared for this day. But, why do they need to stoop so low. If they did not ask for it, i would not have offered.
My first and hopefully my last bribing experience. Something i'm not proud of lah
My butt...
posted by Ben Tay at
7:04 AM
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3 Comments:
I remember my first and last bribe before coming to US... two ringgit! hehe.. Was going home through the 'no entry' turning at Projet.. if you know where that is ;P
omg... 2 ringgit, you are the winner
u must say u have damn little money .. however much also they take one...
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